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A LITTLE BIBLE HUMOR Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth ? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ? A. Noah– He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible ? A. Pharaoh’s daughter…. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible ? A. Abba Yehu'eh drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David’s triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible ? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ? A. Your Mother ate us out of house and home. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy ? A. The area around Jordan……The banks were always overflowing. Q. Which serv
