Jokes
A LITTLE BIBLE HUMOR
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth ?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ?
A. Noah– He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible ?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter…. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible ?
A. Abba Yehu'eh drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David’s triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible ?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your Mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy ?
A. The area around Jordan……The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Which servant of The Most High was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible ?
A. Moses…. He broke all 10 commandments at once .
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible ?
A. Dau'id….. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck…(groan…)
P.S……. Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?
It’s in the Bible, it says ” He – brews “.
KEEP SMILING !!!!
YHWH; YEHWEH; YHUH; IEUE LOVES YOU
BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!!!!!
Let us search and examine our ways, and turn back to YHUH
-Lam 3:40PS 119:132-140 Is a good read
Unity is what I sing, unity is what I speak
Unity is what I know brings about peace, unity is what I seek!
Peace & Blessings Always
In The Messich IEUESHUO; YE'SHUA
"BaQashiYah YsraEL" by: Jan Coffey
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth ?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ?
A. Noah– He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible ?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter…. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible ?
A. Abba Yehu'eh drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David’s triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible ?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your Mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy ?
A. The area around Jordan……The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Which servant of The Most High was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible ?
A. Moses…. He broke all 10 commandments at once .
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible ?
A. Dau'id….. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck…(groan…)
P.S……. Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?
It’s in the Bible, it says ” He – brews “.
KEEP SMILING !!!!
YHWH; YEHWEH; YHUH; IEUE LOVES YOU
BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!!!!!
Let us search and examine our ways, and turn back to YHUH
-Lam 3:40PS 119:132-140 Is a good read
Unity is what I sing, unity is what I speak
Unity is what I know brings about peace, unity is what I seek!
Peace & Blessings Always
In The Messich IEUESHUO; YE'SHUA
"BaQashiYah YsraEL" by: Jan Coffey
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